boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
but actually fuck the avenger’s tower
how about the captain america tower? or the captain america reasonably-priced penthouse??
it starts at sam’s house, when they’ve finally managed to corral bucky into coming back. nat is already waiting for them, a peaceful smile on her face like she’s found the secrets of the universe and wouldn’t be sharing with anyone anytime soon.
then puppy pile, for minimum 48 hours
"we really need a bigger place," bucky says, and everyone’s so surprised that it was him who suggested it that there’s no thought of protest
they get an unobtrusive little brownstone in an easily-defensible location. and they get a great price on it bc nat and steve pose as the straight white couple of any landlord’s dream, but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS POLYGAMOUS BISEXUAL INTERRACIAL COMMUNE MOVING IN
there’s a chore wheel and mandatory therapy for bucky and some actual happiness k
and they fight crime or whatever
drax discovering that gamora is not, in fact, a sex worker. drax apologizing deeply for calling her “whore.” drax going on to hurriedly explain that on his world, sex workers are revered, highly respected, and trained in multiple martial arts. drax apologizing. he meant no insult and he really is very sorry
#i’ve seen so much criticism for the whore comment#but drax wouldn’t call her a whore if he didn’t get that from somewhere#i.e. the guys in the prison calling her a whore#and him thinking they meant it literally#not ONCE did he be like ‘ugh wtf i cannot be close 2 this PROSTI get her ouT OF HERE gross’#he was like ‘AH YES THIS SEX WORKER IS SPIRITED AND A GIFTED WARRIOR! I LIKE HER!’#and that says a lot more about his character than the whore comment frankly
#eeeeeeeeeeeeh not really this is literally just fandom meta explaining away the blatant misogyny of the writer’s of the movie#but i would like to accept this headcanon coz i despise the swift nosedive drax’s character took with the whore comment#PLEASE DO NOT TOTE FANDOM META AS FACT PLEASE#like this is a coping method at best and not anywhere close to canon#the writers did not intend that line this way#they literally put the ‘whore’ line in there to insult gamora#pls stop#yeah drax got that comment from somewhere#that’s the writer’s who wrote his character and wrote him to say an incredibly sexist line that was so out of character#please do not make excuses for misogynistic writing because this is nOT WHAT THE WRITER’S MEANT WITH THAT LINE#they meant the blatantly offensive line#this is fandom meta used to cope#i will repeat that over and over#even as i take solace in it#but do not tote it as fact srsly#sexenreblogs#text#gotg#gotg spoilers#spoilers (via buckysexual)