Listening to the ‘Tarzan’ soundtrack and getting emotional I should start watching Disney films again I used to watch like one a night before going to sleep because they’re comfort viewing Maybe I’ll do that Yes
I’ve just now remembered the single greatest thing I ever heard from my university flatmates and will share it with you One of my flatmates got drunk while no one else was in, meaning I was his only choice for socialising. So, wearing naught but his undies, he knocked on my door, and engaged me in a rambling conversation about a Take That comeback, and said: But I don’t like...
Right, well, with divorce settlement possibly pending and a court date next week, my biofather has refused all three of the house evaluations he demanded of us and is insisting on a fourth, who is charging us £500 and suddenly coming over tomorrow, so we’re got to clean the house immediately So nanowrimo’s completely and totally buggered and I won’t be able to do the uni reading...
I am about to attempt to write 3000 words in 30 minutes I don’t know if 100 words a minute is generally possible But either way I’m about to find out
I WANTED TO BE
pow-rtoc-h: A LUMBERJACK LEAPING FROM TREE TO TREE AS THEY FLOAT DOWN THE MIGHTY RIVERS OF BRITISH COLUMBIA
The last sequence of events in my room went as follows: “Can I come in?” Comes in without waiting for the answer Walks into room while talking Leans over my legs to draw curtain without asking Keeps talking Leaves I am totally gonna punch a baby in the face
Earlier today I kicked a brick Not on purpose or anything, obviously, but I did It cut my toe This brick was in the exact same place that the hoover was when I accidentally kicked it and cut my toe last summer IT’S A CONSPIRACY FOR SURE
hewtab replied to your video: Does everybody want to see what must be one of the… WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS??? This, my fren, is a poorly-executed misplaced attempt at reviving public interest in Doctor Who when it went on hiatus during Colin Baker’s tenure! It’s actually on the DVD extras for the ‘Trial of a Timelord’ boxset, so I had the privilege of seeing it on a...
would-you-like-a-jelly-baby replied to your post: Say, how many followers do you have? I noticed that you always get many reactions on your personal posts, so do you have, like, A LOT of followers or are they very interested in you? I follow you for your body, and only your body
Anonymous asked: Say, how many followers do you have? I noticed that you always get many reactions on your personal posts, so do you have, like, A LOT of followers or are they very interested in you?
losstopschade replied to your post: I’ve cleaned the kitchen, as per request, before… People putting holds on books you currently have: Gettin’ you in trouble since 1782. DAMN STRAIGHT Worst thing is, I was at the library yesterday, but I forgot to check when it was due before I went out! I asked if they could renew it by one day so I could avoid a fine and they said no. RUDE....
Jamie, there is nothing wrong with Zoe; it is all...
Today in hobbies I now wish I had properly pursued: ARCHERY I wasn’t very good because my arm strength is pretty much just enough to keep my hands aloft, but it’s difficult not to look like a badass when you’re firing sharp poles into a target from 15 feet away Forever after, when I use arrows or whatever in Zelda games, I’m all like “ha ha I can do that TOO”,...
I’ve cleaned the kitchen, as per request, before going out, and I think it’s finished But I don’t know if I cleaned it to parental standards If I go out and it’s not “done properly” there’ll be trouble when I get back I can’t stay here all day waiting for approval either, though I have to go the library to return a book that I couldn’t...
HM The apathy from last week, which is the real overall reason I didn’t go into uni, has not worn off Instead, it has found a companion in irrational anxiety about leaving the house, making everything that much more difficult Man, why is that even a thing Why did the human body evolve with these things as possibilities If prehistoric man had just sat at home all day he would have...
Tumbling from the library to take a break from NaNoWriMo Embarrassed but continuing anyway! And at least the strangest thing to appear on my dashboard is onlya photoset of Tom Baker getting increasingly maniacal in his grin
Three days of NaNoWriMo remaining and I had 19k this morning BUT I CAN DO IT I CAN STILL MAKE IT
They’ve started turning off all the street lights in my road at midnight It’s a good idea and all, saving energy that many people don’t use, but what if people want to walk home past midnight? Also it has drastically changed the early morning landscape that I view from my windows It’s all shadows and un-illuminating splashes of light from windows It’s kind of...
ladybugspicnic replied to your post: S CLUB 7 I LOVE YOU S CLUB 7 YOU NEVER SPLIT UP… Some days at work the only music the CD changer will play is S Club 7… Do you mean THE BEST DAYS?????
S CLUB 7 I LOVE YOU S CLUB 7 YOU NEVER SPLIT UP IN MY HEART
Rubbish reasons I’ve heard from customers about why we should give them a discount on something: “It’s too expensive.” “I don’t like the store layout.” “There’s some extremely easy-to-remove dust on it.” “I spent too long in here today.” “I’m not sure if I like the item…” “Oh, I shop here...
I think that Emma (lolrassilon) needs to know...
ladybugspicnic: …That Paul McGann is going to be on a show on Sky1 called “Living the Life”. It’s where celebrities interview each other about their lives and it starts on Sunday at 8 I think, but I am not sure when he is actually on. Yep. OOOH that sounds interesting! But I don’t have access to Sky channels
Yesterday someone was trying to return an item and they said they’d called our head office that morning and got approval We were all very surprised by that because… the head office isn’t open on weekends Straight-up lying to retail staff to get your own way makes you look like an impetuous toddler It also makes you look like a dick Neither of those are qualities you should be...
I’m going to talk about my feelings now I haven’t done that for a few hours You are all on the edge of your seats, no doubt Anyway I feel weird I don’t feel especially bad and I haven’t for a week or so. I don’t know why this is. I’m assuming it’s kind of a slump after a noticeably unpleasant patch. But it’s not really a nice lack-of-bad, it is...
Became so angry about not catching fish that I flailed violently with the controls and almost garrotted myself with the connecting cable I just want to catch a fish for this cat It’s a generous act Why must I suffer for this fish
goddammit I have been trying to catch one measly fish in Twilight Princess for the last 20 minutes If this were Animal Crossing I’d have caught at least 50 fish by now DAMNED FISH
Anonymous asked: it's ok (anon from last night) you could've published it had you wanted to! I hope I didn't creep you out :)
Hello last Anon that messaged me! Thank you for your kind words - I didn’t want to publish yo’ message in case that wasn’t what you intended, but thank you all the same! C:
lostthehat replied to your post: Ha. I knew it was you with happywho! And I’ll let you know it did warm the cockles of my heart in a ridiculous manner. But in a nice, ridiculous manner. There’s something about the way you type, like with the tags, that’s recognizable for some reason. I don’t know why. I know what you mean! I think there are a few people I could probably identify from their...