I can’t even do THAT. My job is to stand @ admissions and answer questions before anyone gets to the desk, but it’s quiet since there’s no tours running anymore today. Just standing. Standing for hours. “Hello, there are no tours left today,” I say. The people smile and nod, they inspect the prices. They turn back to me. “When is the next tour?”, they ask. I jump on their feet and scream unintelligibly. Then the next customer comes in
I’m p much surplus to requirements at work today. It is boring. I am bored. Send me messages. I implore you. Give me prompts & I will write tiny absurd stories 4 u when no one is looking. Bespoke. Free of charge.
I am. so bored. You don’t know how bored.
(Source: unwillingadventurer, via youre-standing-on-my-scarf)
the first person to give birth musta been like HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
Nice shoes man. B|
It’s not like I forgot how his god tier design looks like. Nope, not me. He just LOVES these shoes. Can’t argue with the coolkid, can I?
And btw guys! Long time no see dear tumblr! Big thanks to TeaMage who motivated me to make this speedpaint. Thanks, bro. Hope I can make more of these… shitty pics? Aww just joking, speedpaints are THE BEST. See ya.
2010_ac_macklbp1 by Wellsman2010 on Flickr.
Vibrant Scarlet Macaw